Opinionator | Summer Game: Can You Guess What This Is?

RULES
1. Player has not seen the photo beforehand.

2. Player must try to give context for the photo.

PLAYER
Ron Funches, comedian and actor who was most recently in the series "Undateable." Twitter:@RonFunches.

GUESS
I know exactly what this is. It's the crescent moon mushroom burger from "Yes Wiccan Grill It," my favorite pagan eatery in Williamsburg.

Great with a solstice shake and an "As Above So Phyllo" pastry.

There is also a small amount of semen on the plate, leading me to believe the burger has come to life and has made sweet love to the pickle. I like that.

ANSWER

So close, but the burger is at the Jelly Belly candy factory in Fairfield, Calif.

Jelly-bean mosaics of George Clooney and Ronald Reagan line the walls. There is a factory tour where you can learn how jelly beans are made. Visit on a weekday or you will see only empty conveyor belts and frozen machinery. After the tour, you can have lunch at the Jelly Belly Cafe, which sells bean-shaped pizzas and burgers with "sweet love" pickles.

MY FAVORITE COMMENT
"A Boomerang Sandwich Which Comes Back to You As Heartburn."
— Peter C., Bear Territory

MOST ACCURATE COMMENT

This is a bean-shaped mushroom and swiss burger (chicken patty or vegetable substitute for beef) at Jelly Belly cafe. Price of product: $8.50. Boom.
— MDinsight, Illinois

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Tamara Shopsin is a graphic designer, illustrator and author, most recently, of "Mumbai New York Scranton."